Dear Douchebags
(insert nasty name of your choice),
5 min readAug 14, 2019
Dear Asshole,
Thank you for teaching me that hearing you say you are 60% engaged and committed to our marriage in a counseling session does not mean that you plan to try to nudge this number toward 100%, and in fact, you already have one foot out the door. Thanks for helping me actually learn to hear what you are saying so I can gracefully cut my…