Dear Douchebags

(insert nasty name of your choice),

Dear Asshole,

Thank you for teaching me that hearing you say you are 60% engaged and committed to our marriage in a counseling session does not mean that you plan to try to nudge this number toward 100%, and in fact, you already have one foot out the door. Thanks for helping me actually learn to hear what you are saying so I can gracefully cut my…

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Storyteller, champion equestrian, tambourine player, young stroke survivor, mother. https://www.victoriaponte.com amazon.com/author/victoriaponte

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Storyteller, champion equestrian, tambourine player, young stroke survivor, mother. https://www.victoriaponte.com amazon.com/author/victoriaponte

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